Oh

Something you say when there is nothing else to say in a very uncomfortable situation.

Friend 1: Hey I just found out my dad has Cancer.
Friend 2: Oh...

by Függyjoe June 23, 2018

Pooted and Fratted

When a human excrets the lovely juices of the body into a solid form while a small little fart cloud flys gracefully out of the rectal cavity

Tommy pooted and fratted all over the couch so his mom had to buy a new one

by Függyjoe March 12, 2019

HTFU

H- Hold
T- The
F- Fuck
U- Up

An abrupt way to tell someone you have to step away for a short moment or when something is so unbelievable that you need a moment to think

“Htfu man I gotta go grab my popcorn.”

Or
“HTFU DID THIS SWEATY LITTLE TEN YEAR OLD JUST STEAL MY ACE?

by Függyjoe March 14, 2019

Garfool

When you or someone else screws you in a way that is unscrewable.

The cat garfooled Chris by puking in his shoes.

by Függyjoe June 17, 2018