4 definitions by Függyjoe

1
Something you say when there is nothing else to say in a very uncomfortable situation.
Friend 1: Hey I just found out my dad has Cancer.
Friend 2: Oh...
by Függyjoe June 23, 2018
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When a human excrets the lovely juices of the body into a solid form while a small little fart cloud flys gracefully out of the rectal cavity
Tommy pooted and fratted all over the couch so his mom had to buy a new one
by Függyjoe March 12, 2019
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When you or someone else screws you in a way that is unscrewable.
The cat garfooled Chris by puking in his shoes.
by Függyjoe June 17, 2018
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H- Hold
T- The
F- Fuck
U- Up

An abrupt way to tell someone you have to step away for a short moment or when something is so unbelievable that you need a moment to think
Htfu man I gotta go grab my popcorn.”

Or
HTFU DID THIS SWEATY LITTLE TEN YEAR OLD JUST STEAL MY ACE?
by Függyjoe March 13, 2019
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