Ponking

The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.

Sarah is ponking James in the bathroom again.

by sean75 April 17, 2009

pooning

The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash

You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip

by ManOfTheDiaspora June 27, 2005

Facebook Poking

A way to say hi to your Facebook friends. When you poke someone they get a notification that says "**** poked you!"

-Brandon keeps Facebook poking me. What does that mean?
-He's just saying hi.

by huliamayonnaise December 16, 2014

Poking

The act of walking and playing Pokemon Go while being oblivious to your surroundings.

The kid was poking when he got hit by that car.

by tabcarman July 12, 2016

porking the pooch

Fucking the dog, wasting time.

Teddy, quit porking the pooch and get the car towed and that nice girl, Mary Jo, a ride home.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

pooing

The act of dispensing fecal (sh*t) matter from one's A**HOLE.

I was pooing when i was texting you :)

by WordMaker3000000000000000000 March 2, 2015

air pooping

When while taking a poop, a miniture turd falls out, followed by an immense amount of air (or fartage). This process of turd, then air, turd, then air is a constant pattern until the pooping ceases.

Man, I just had the longest air pooping of my life. I would have had enough air to air up a hot air balloon!

by Unicorn&LadyBug November 14, 2010