fuck-witted stinker poof 

A sutpid person (fuck wit) who has an odius odour i.e smells like shit (smelly bastard) and is also a homosexual (queer).

Jay: I really hate Michael!
Lucy: I know, he's such a fuck-witted stinker poof!

fuck-witted stinker poof by Belsh June 15, 2008

ass poof 

little tuft of hair around the anus.

it was on, until she bent over and I saw the ass poof.

ass poof by wayne birkman III November 13, 2007

burgundy poof 

A type of furniture you rest your feet on, with a deep red colour.

Christ, my feet are killing me! Antoine, pass me that burgundy poof you gay spazmonkey!

burgundy poof by spam man and envelope monkey May 12, 2006

doof poof 

A gay muzzer.
A person that listens to doof doof music, that is also gay

Haha..look at that doof poof fag over there.

doof poof by He's the boxman September 26, 2006

super poof juice 

LSD, everclear, moonshine, Crown Royal; any of these alone is poof juice, however, a combination of two or more, SUPER POOF JUICE

I swear there was stairs with ladybugs all over 'em. I tried to go down but fell down the stairs that weren't really stairs, but almost. But I didnt spill the super poof juice. Not a drop.

super poof juice by DooKiecaRrot September 27, 2003

scooter poof 

an obese person on an electric wheel chair

That fucking scooter poof blocked the whole isle at walmart

scooter poof by peasscoot April 24, 2015

Granny poof 

A hairstyle commonly worn by little old ladies, where their short hair is blown out and teased into a round poof resembling a cotton ball and/or cheese puff.

Bingo night in the church basement was packed with little old ladies, and from overhead one could see a multitude of granny poofs.

Granny poof by Postmodern Wino November 27, 2015