chain-poking

This is where someone on facebook will constantly poke random people because it has become somewhat of an addiction

John: i wish mary would stop chain-poking she has poked like 50 people today

by ufcgaz December 21, 2010

twin pining

The inexplicable act when there is a queue at the cashpoint and someone withdraws money with one card only to remove it and use a second card to withdraw more, hence adding a twin to her first pin baby!!

'Why were you so long?'... 'Some dick was at the cashpoint twin pining'

by Waves14 August 23, 2011

bear poking

When a fat hairy bodied bald man (the bear) aggrivates a muscular homosexual man resulting in an anal rape response

during and after a fantasy football league the bear taunts the homosexual man for the poor performance of his team while at a party and when he excuses himself to the men's he is followed and bear poking ensues

by LMAO observer December 31, 2011

turdle poking

When your big fat shit sticks its head out of your body . Letting you know your running out of time till you shit yourself.

I can't make it to the store I have some serious turdle poking going on .

by coopnuts August 7, 2012

duck poking

When you put on a yellow plastic duck bill and then poke your gf right in the pooper.

Yo homie I was duck poking the literal shit out of your mom last night!

by Casssass February 28, 2015

Poping

The act, normally by a drunk man in a nightclub, of placing one's hand atop a girls head in the style of a blessing.

The person committing the act is ostensibly harmless, its not meant as an aggressive act, and mostly gets laughs, but sometimes its not appreciated.

It originated in Sams Nightclub in Brentwood, Essex.

Q: Did you have a goodnight last night?
A: Yes, Glen was so drunk, he was poping all night.

by Ben Burling January 10, 2009

poping

an act of Catholic paedophillia

'that guy should be locked up! he was full on poping that kid!'

by McLeanCooper May 18, 2010