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Shit Poking

1: hey bro want to shit poke?
2: yeah, I love shit poking
by ReaboUD April 29, 2022
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fanfic of pokimane

You’re watching Poki on twitch and as usual, you’re beating your meat to her cute little face. She is playing a Fortnite Solo and its top 2. Her concentration face is so fucking hot. You watch as the last guy SMG sprays her until she’s out of mats and heavy shotguns her in the dome.

“FUCK. That’s like my 5th second place tonight!” I’ll be right back guys.”

She stands up and walks out of her room. She’s wearing a tight pink tracksuit that outlines her ass. You clip it and watch her thick ass walking out of the room over and over again until you cum all over yourself. ‘I’ve got to let her know how much she turns me on’ you think. You send her a $20 donation with a little caption.

She reads it out loud

“Thanks for the 20 bucks Dylan29. I just busted a nut watching your ass as you walk out of the room”.

She makes a weird face

“That’s gross”

But deep down you know that she is a dirty little slut that loves cum. You turn off her stream, clean up and go to sleep.

She wakes you up by cowgirling you and licking your willy.
fanfic of pokimane basically i stan and simp her
by godlyiest May 9, 2023
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sideways hokie-pokie

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Poking the bear

When you poke your prostate for the first time and ejaculate unexpectedly
Marty broke up with his girlfriend and started experimenting with poking the bear
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