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poke smot

Code for Smoking Pot, decieves parents/teachers
Hey, during lunch, let's poke smot!
by WarmFuzzyFriend May 13, 2009
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poke her

poke a Girl with your cock usually in the mouth or pussy
I'd poke her good soon
by Allsop April 10, 2007
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Pokeclipse

Pokeclipse was a forum where people who apparently believed that pokemon were somehow real and could interact with people in the real world would meet.

However, it was started out as a joke to parody and make fun of Digiclipse (The same thing, except people believe Digimon were real). It soon got a lot of attention, and half of the people on the site soon ACTUALLY believed that pokemon were real. It soon became infested with actual nerds, who later tried to deny their belief in Pokemon in the real world, however it was a sad attempt and they DID believe. EVERYONE who joined and took part in that forum (including the people who started it as a joke) proved that they have no life to go that far out of their way to make people think it was real. They tried to explain it, however all of them are looked at as a joke and are all now known losers. It is estimated that 99.9% of the people who joined and took part in the so called "Joke" were virgins and had absolutely no social life at all, mostly WoW and D&D nerds that wanted to get attention.
Mew2 (Is the supposed started of Pokeclipse, and certified nerd/virgin thats part of the 4chan and plays WoW/D&D 18 hours a day, also has a Micropenis, 1 cm)

Mew2: "Did you see that Pokeclipse thing?? haha I really pwned those Digiclipse dudes and anyone who thought I was a loser"
Guy With a Life: "Dude, you are a fuckin loser, get laid and get a life, your not fooling anyone you nerd, and I heard that you have a tiny penis"
Mew2: (runs away crying) "Why doesnt anybody believe me? aaaaahhh!!..."
by Guywithalife May 18, 2008
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facebook poke

when bitches want to have sex, so they push the poke button on facebook to say they are dtf.
Mary: John keeps poking me.
Erica: We both know a facebook poke means he wants to fuck.
by marigoldini February 20, 2011
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Poke Through

Accidental and unfortunate anal penetration with your own finger while wiping, usually resulting from single ply or insufficient tp.
Steve: "Doug, you've been washing your hands for ten minutes."
Doug: "Stupid single-ply office tp, I had a poke through on the first wipe."
by lefty mcgee May 19, 2010
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pokedex

that machine that is supposed to help trainers in battle but wont shut the hell up
my pokedex says that pikachu knows thunderbolt
by silverfrost369 November 8, 2013
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Poes

Its a Afrikaans word for saying you're a piece of shit. Or it is to say you are going to hurt someone, poes will then be the verb.
You are a poes man!
Im going to poes you into another dimension.
by some afrikaans guy April 20, 2021
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