split pissonality

When you're taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! What a clever and funny definition!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

to release the poison from my snake

This phrase means: to masterbate.

The "snake" is referring to the penis. The word "poison" is referring cum/semen. The phrase can also be said as:

"I need to get the poison of of my snake."

Mike: "I'll be over shortly. I need to release the poison from my snake. It should only be a few minutes."

Jake: Yeah, I think I'll do that too.

by ::MIKESTER:: December 23, 2008

poisoned youth

Another name for the Fall Out Boy fanbase. Specifically mentioned in the song centuries

"Hey did you see the new poisoned youth merch?"

"Yeah it was totally awesome."

by Nehappyfuse March 7, 2015

bread poisoning

The sluggish, bloated feeling that occurs after ingesting too many carbs.

"Uggggh.... All that pasta and those 4 pieces of garlic toast gave me total bread poisoning."

by Mya M. July 24, 2008

Poison Poop

A poop that brings itchy, burning and irritating sensation to your butt hole while you are taking a dump.

- Why do you keep touching your ass?
- I took a poison poop this morning so it is burning like hell now!

by stoolhardener September 12, 2010

What's Your Poison?

An awesome podcast that talks about anything that makes people uncomfortable. Like awkward sex, brutal crimes, and anything taboo, all while drinking some sort of appropriate alcohol. Booze & Taboos.

-Have you heard the new episode of 'What's Your Poison?'
-No, why?
-She had to explain fisting to her grandmother!

by Moxology September 23, 2019

Poison Gnome

Closely related to poison dwarf, just a little cuter. Has a strange adversion to poles but does not have to be of the fishing kind.

Mike: "Hey dude, did you see the way Shabs acted last night?"
Fred: "Yeah, vindictive little cow but she really knows how to work the pole"
Mike: "Friggin Poison Gnome!!!"

by Seanlene January 18, 2010