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Oboe player

Argueably one of the most bizzarre species of band geek. These people's brains are compromised by immese amounts of pressure building up in their heads as they work to push a ton of air through that tiny little reed. Their approximate male to female ratio is 1:3. They do not get much drama in their section which can probably be attributed to their small numbers and tendancy not to care very much about anything but their reeds. Oh yeah, harm an oboe reed or threaten to, and they will freak out on you. Contrary to popular belief, the oboe is not used often for masturbation (not only do the players not tend to be very pervy, but it's just too small!) Oboe players can usually play at least one other instrument too. Thus, they are bisectional.
I am an oboe player. Oooh, pretty colors!
by i love my oboe! April 15, 2009
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Roblox Bedwars Player

A game full of stupid 10 yo try hard that smeel like turds
by Pastermaster April 10, 2022
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Kiss a lacrosse player day

Every year on October 29 lovely girls will go up to lacrosse players and give them a kiss
Are you guys ready for kiss a lacrosse player day?
by Yum tuna October 23, 2019
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baseball player

a typically hot boy who plays baseball & could get any girl
friend 1: “hes hot enough to get any girl
friend 2: “he must play baseball
friend 1: “total baseball player”
by lil_d!zzy February 12, 2019
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Player 2

My gf and I play Wii together, so I started calling her my Player 2.
by jevanyn February 26, 2011
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player hater

someone who dislikes or resents or disapproves of a player (the term is used to criticize people who are jealous or who don't respect successful people).
-The only reason all this girls like to talk to Big John is he's a famous rapper(=rap star). –Shut up, stop being such a player hater!
by Fangsta March 19, 2003
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Guitar player

the most elite of the bad asses.
they create pure and raw energy with flicks of the wrist and twitches of their fingers to make your favorite songs.

most notable guitarists have influenced the world as we know it, ie: John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Dave Gilmour, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan.

usually just called a guitarist
Wow! That Guitar player is rockin' that solo.
by Baron Crane July 2, 2006
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