plastic fork

cheap, common eating utensil with long spikes for eating/killing with, you decide, usually comes in a pack

Cut my life into pizza, this is my plastic fork over baking, heavy breathing dont give a fuck it its carbs that im eating

by metal cheezbooger December 17, 2016

Plastic straws

They are super effective against turtles

Person 1: *Throws plastic straws at a turtle*
Turtle: *Dies*

by Bussin burrito with steel ass January 10, 2022

plastic president

A unique specimen who supposedly calls him/herself president, when in fact the majority of their already limited knowledge comes from Google Searches and Cable news. They have no interest in "intelligence briefings". They have no knowledge of even there own party, and have no knowledge of their history or culture. They used this Party to get to power as it most suited at this time.

Instead of using party faithful for cabinet positions, a Plastic President will fill the halls of power will family, friends from the club and real life representations of DC comics Legion of Doom.

The Plastic President is also remote controlled. Using a repurposed wi remote a "foreign agent" can take control at any given time using the codeword "Please help me skin this bear Vladamir"

Also being plastic makes it easy to wipe pee off after a golden shower.

"MR Putin, The Plastic President in now online and awaiting you orders"

"Please hose down the Plastic President to avoid that longterm sticky feeling we have been getting after such activities "

by Trumper Dumper January 14, 2017

plastic screwdriver

a drink made out of vodka and an orange flavored drink (that isn't actual orange juice)

We couldnt make screwdrivers because there wasnt any orange juice at the party, so we made plastic screwdrivers with orange Gatorade instead

by frnakierOH May 15, 2016

plastic mom

(n) A typically surgically altered, pink velour track suit wearing, convertible driving mother. She is usually older and longs for younger days.

Amy Poehler's character in Mean Girls is a "plastic mom."

by sexyqueengoddess69 September 28, 2008

waterproof plastic

some sort of material that is non-water absorbent and reflects water on both sides

waterproof plastic is useful when having sex.

by thewaterproofcompany August 22, 2011

Plastic Ewwwgery

When plastic surgery makes you look disgustingly worse than before!

Tara Reid had a lot of plastic ewwwgery on her stomach.

by Steupz August 10, 2009