pedestro

A slur used towards pedestrian from angry drivers

Person 1: I ALMOST HIT THAT DAMN PEDESTRO

Person 2: Dude you can't call them that anymore

by Chirag_Gupta November 25, 2024

Peder

Someone who pretends to be too cool to waste time writing a weekly league preview.

Matiass: "I'm so cool. I won't write the preview."
Marco:"You really are, I love you. I mean I love it."
Everybody else: "You're not that cool. You're a real peder."

by Klobasa December 8, 2024

Pederast

Michelle Jaimes came to me and told me that Wesley claimed that Kendra McKeefry and Noah Kroll were fucking. Was Michelle Jaimes fired for not reporting retard sex? NO! I was fired for that! Explicitly! They sent an email and everything!

Hym "Is that what it's called when you act on pedophilia? 'Pederast.' Ok. I'll use it in a sentence 'Noah Kroll (the Pederast) was ruled legally incompetent because he is a retard after an act of Pederasty. The staff at the group home fucked the pederast retard anyway because his cock was fat and no other reason in spite of the fact that he is incapable of consent. If he is not legally incompetent, he should not have been acquitted. If he is legally incompetent, he cannot consent. The pederast retard was given access to my email in spite of the fact they everyone around me claimed that he didn't have a phone. If he didn't have a phone, someone else (a staff member) would have had to show him my email. I was harassed daily and subsequently fired for not reporting retard sex. I can safely say that if the genders were swapped no one would suggest that their isn't a problem with the staff of a group home fucking the retard pederast. What is happening know is a case of protecting women whether they are right or wrong and subordinating men who express views that are antithetical to your own and if a form of OVERT MISANDRY."

by Hym Iam December 9, 2024

Pedestalstilled

Pedestalstilled (verb)

When someone is praised, admired, or focused on so intensely that they begin to feel uncomfortable, exposed by attention — especially when they never sought the spotlight.

Example:
“When everyone in the room kept asking her to sing another song (as she is not just a beautiful singer but because they objectified her) she started to feel pedestalstilled — admired, but not wanting to and felt uncomfortable and very exposed.”

by Ms T. Rebel March 7, 2026

pedestrian muncher

1. an oversized SUV or pickup truck with a high hood, native to rich American suburbia. The driver's vision immediately in front of the car is restricted by the hood, endangering pedestrians that attempt to cross in front of the vehicle; the hood can sometimes be high enough that a collision with a pedestrian impacts the torso instead of the legs, increasing deadliness to the pedestrian by several times. Bonus points if the vehicle looks capable of, or is advertised for, heavy work, but has never been used for it. Supertype of momster truck; compare compensator.

2. A person who drives such a vehicle, particularly in a densely populated area such as a city. Subtype of asshole; compare BMW driver.

"Damn, bro, look at the size of that truck..."
"Fucking pedestrian munchers. They come in from suburbia and clog up the streets -"
(thirty minutes of kvetching ensues.)

by starcell__ June 25, 2025

pedestrian scramble

A type of signalized intersection where pedestrians get the walk signal or pedestrian green light in all directions, while vehicular traffic gets a red light. Going on red is not permitted at these intersections, even RTOR and LTOR are not allowed.

The Shibuya Crossing is a well-known pedestrian scramble.

by ec4u2c_studioz August 10, 2025

Pedefender

noun

Someone who defends pedophiles/chomos while ignoring their heinous actions.

Person 1: yo did you hear about roblox banning schlep?
Person 2: yeah, david baszucki is such a pedefender

by explainer_guy September 11, 2025