pre-pup

Formal agreement between partners before they add a dog to the family.

Man: Well, if we ever decide to get a dog, we're going to have to sign a pre-pup first.

Woman: Yeah — Cuz if you ever break up with me, you'll never see that bitch again.

Man: Fine! But if she swallows some magnets and needs $1,500 in x-rays and surgery, she's getting the needle — and you'll never see that bitch again. That's the Darwin Award clause.

pre-pup by flatrockdam November 30, 2009

pre-divorce 

PRE-DIVORCE

More commonly referred to as a Marriage, or getting married but with a variable and inevitable result in divorce. This is usually perpetuated by the female half, or fuck maker, by way of sabotage resulting in the PRE-DIVORCE maturing to a DIVORCE.

One could compare a PRE-DIVORCE to a CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT at a bank, except that rather than the inevitable fixed maturity date of the bank CD, the PRE-DIVORCE has an inevitable variable maturity date.

Also see: fuck maker

“The only way to make sure that little girl don’t make a fuck outta you, is not to let her con you into a PRE-DIVORCE. When the milk is free, never buy the cow!!!”

pre-divorce by John D. Smith October 12, 2006

pre-dating

The awkward stage of a relationship where the two individuals are spending a lot of time together but have not actually admitted that they are dating.

It is not necessarily a desirable state to be in.

Can also be used to describe two friends of the opposite sex who spend all their time together but who are not actually dating but may as well be. Should not be confused with friends with benefits.

Sandra: So are you and John together?
Jane: No, we're pre-dating at best.
Sandra: Oh...bummer.

Dara: What's up with Laura and Ed?
Anita: Oh, they're pre-dating.

pre-dating by shortirish November 17, 2010

pre-school 

Like pre-gaming it, only just before school.

Dude class is going to be lame, want to pre-school it before class?

Yea, I'll bring the beer.

pre-school by bigMAC1 June 11, 2008

pre cum dripple 

that little bit of jizz that cums out of the tip of an erect cleat while exited by some sort of jerking or sexual motion

don't worry about that baby, that moisture is just a little pre cum dripple.

pre cum dripple by mydasx January 7, 2006

pre-life crisis 

The situation regarding the realization that the care-free years of life are gone and repetitive responsibility lies ahead; occurs mainly during the pre-job, post-collegiate years.

So, Joe, are you ready to get out of college?
Not really, I'm in a bit of a pre-life crisis right now.

pre-life crisis by Joe Steinbronn December 3, 2005

pre-scrotal cortex 

The limbo between one's ass and balls.

My pre-scrotal cortex itches.

pre-scrotal cortex by Dr. Scrotaxion March 15, 2012