fuck-witted stinker poof

A sutpid person (fuck wit) who has an odius odour i.e smells like shit (smelly bastard) and is also a homosexual (queer).

Jay: I really hate Michael!
Lucy: I know, he's such a fuck-witted stinker poof!

by Belsh June 15, 2008

ass poof

little tuft of hair around the anus.

it was on, until she bent over and I saw the ass poof.

by wayne birkman III November 13, 2007

burgundy poof

A type of furniture you rest your feet on, with a deep red colour.

Christ, my feet are killing me! Antoine, pass me that burgundy poof you gay spazmonkey!

by spam man and envelope monkey May 12, 2006

doof poof

A gay muzzer.
A person that listens to doof doof music, that is also gay

Haha..look at that doof poof fag over there.

by He's the boxman September 26, 2006

super poof juice

LSD, everclear, moonshine, Crown Royal; any of these alone is poof juice, however, a combination of two or more, SUPER POOF JUICE

I swear there was stairs with ladybugs all over 'em. I tried to go down but fell down the stairs that weren't really stairs, but almost. But I didnt spill the super poof juice. Not a drop.

by DooKiecaRrot September 27, 2003

scooter poof

an obese person on an electric wheel chair

That fucking scooter poof blocked the whole isle at walmart

by peasscoot April 24, 2015

Granny poof

A hairstyle commonly worn by little old ladies, where their short hair is blown out and teased into a round poof resembling a cotton ball and/or cheese puff.

Bingo night in the church basement was packed with little old ladies, and from overhead one could see a multitude of granny poofs.

by Postmodern Wino November 27, 2015