Planking

Laying and balancing horizontally on random objects in attempt to boost swag. Pictures are usually taken to capture the erect posture you hold whilst in the act of planking.

Lawrence: "Bro I was Planking on a garbage can last week"
Ragu: "Did you snag a pic?"
Lawrence: "Heck yes! I was as stiff as a black man's sausage."
Ragu: "RADICAL BRO."

by Git Law October 2, 2011

planking

extreme lying down.

>->o

this is planking

by Quebexicans October 8, 2011

Plank Stomp

The act of stomping on some idiot planking for photo purposes.

Look there's someone planking, go and plank stomp them

by M4rilynM4ns0n450 July 28, 2011

Plankjob

When giving your man a handjob and he just lays there awkwardly doing nothing at all, planking.

Emma: So I was giving Lewis a handjob and he just lay there

Sarah: Thats a plankjob!!

by Enigmatic_doorstop August 27, 2012

plank spanking

Masturbating while planking.

A cop caught me plank spanking at the Lincoln Memorial and now I have to register as a sex offender. That is what I get for living in a country founded by prudes.

by Dont_touch_that_button April 18, 2014

Plank Wank

To perform the act of masturbation while laying on ones stomach then hold onto the ejaculation until rolled over to thus clean up the ejactulation.

Woah dude I had the best plank wank watching James OAT.
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!

by ThyReginator November 26, 2017

Plink balls

When ur flicked in the balls

I got plink balls

by MetalElf5579 August 23, 2019