Tomatoe plant

Is code word for marijuana.

Hey Chad. Can you grab those tomatoe plants you brought. I got a buyer.

by El Ray Sundrop August 3, 2018

Mr Plant

The worlds worst teacher ever. It is impossible to get along with the plant. An absolute god damn retard.

AHHHHH. GUYS RUN! ITS MR PLANT! HES COMING FOR YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!

by JAMMMMMMMA October 26, 2022

The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant

The act of inserting the tip of a scoopula into one's anus to form a bridge into the orifice, then sprinkling bread crumbs along the scoopula. A box of camel crickets is then opened and coaxed to follow the bread crumb trail into the anus, leading to a chemical reaction inside the user's body that results in a wild, hallucinogenic experience.

I bought a box of camel crickets to do a little of The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant and now I'm the sexiest man alive.

by elAWESOMOR February 16, 2015

Jackass Plant

The guy/gal in the class who always asks the stupidest questions, and is there for the sole purpose of making the other students feel smarter and keep them from dropping.

My buddy is thinking of starting a blog with all the quotes from the jackass plant in his Accounting 101 class: “Can you just estimate physical inventory? Working in a warehouse straight out of high school with no air conditioning sucks!”

by Christonovich July 14, 2011

top of the plant

a term used to refer to exotic weed that is better than swag or midds which is categorized as coming from the middle and lower sections of the plant: a ranking system of quality and potency.

"hey man you want to smoke up, this bud right here comes from the top of the plant"

by BennieK June 14, 2010

fuck bitches, plant trees

eco-friendly rendition of the phrase "fuck bitches, get money"

jake: yo man
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees

by fuckbitchesplanttrees September 7, 2011

pet plant

A non-animal companion. Gives pleasure and satisfaction in caring for it. An alternative to a conventional animal pet such as a cat, dog or rabbit. Similar to having a pet rock.

"I couldn't afford a dog anymore and my new apartment complex has a hefty pet-deposit, so I decided to get a pet plant. I feel happy taking care of it everyday."

by yes juanito yes July 6, 2014