Krystol Pistol Whipped

Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job

2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth

Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.

by Chappyainthappy January 8, 2024

Pisser pistol

The process of shooting out bullets of cum with a brief time period between, similar to how a semi-automatic pistol shoots. This is whilst you are sitting on the toilet pissing.

She was surprised when I pulled my new move, the pisser pistol in the costco bathroom.

by Grumblebottom January 12, 2025

Pork Pistol

Another way of saying hotdog

I’m over here chomping on a pork pistol and suckling on a bevvie

by Haunter_093 September 22, 2025

Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP

Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.

by Al Golston November 20, 2011

The Nickname: pistol

If ur nicknamed pistol, your name is for sure peter and ur a dick. One person has probably called you this and u continued to call yourself it as no one else besides maybe 3 people- including coaches

The nickname: pistol My name is pistol and I have a big dick.
My name is pistol and I’m the biggest fucking hardass

by Fuckin bish March 30, 2020

Duck Foot Pistol

When a man with a partially erect penis has two erect penises inserted into his foreskin.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.

If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.

The orgy's not as good since Jerry left, but with three people, we can still make a duck foot pistol.

Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.

by Ansel Omen May 26, 2021

mortar and pistol

What former-Prez Ray-gun used in his various attempts to "crush" opposition to his foreign policies that were pro-big-biz at the tragic cost to the local inhabitants of said oppressed/conquered areas.

It's fortunate that the Iranian hostage-crisis was settled before "Prune-Face Ronnie" was elected, or the tense-but-stable situation might have gotten far worse if said senile loud-helicopter-utilizer had started using his "mortar and pistol" policies to try to get said captured Americans freed.

by QuacksO February 4, 2022