A Carpenters pencil is when a male/female brings a male to climax by wanking them off with their ear. They then sit on the persons face after.
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The act of pretending to be drummer by tapping 2 pencils on a desk or other hard surface, usually much to the annoyance to those around said pecil drummer.
Look at that guy over there pencil drumming, it annoys me so much. See also Air Drumming and Air Guitar.
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I invited Samantha over to study and all that bitch did was teach me calculus. I thought she would at least try to grab my flesh pencil.
Whenever Mrs. Nichols tells us to take our pencils out for a test I imagine ramming my flesh pencil down her throat and asking her if I am going to pass.
Whenever Mrs. Nichols tells us to take our pencils out for a test I imagine ramming my flesh pencil down her throat and asking her if I am going to pass.
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