Onnie

A totally badass girl. Always there for her friends and always giving great advice. An Onnie is very very cute, with a little ski-sloped nose and blonde hair. Boys always fall in love with her. They generally have an awesome best friend named Lisa and a really cute boyfriend named David. Onnies are always up for an adventure; whether its streaking, raving, or committing grand theft auto, shes always there with a pair of stunnah shades and a positive attitude.

Josep- "Dude I totally wanted a one night stand with this girl I met at the party last night...."

Sam- "Well, what happened man?"

Josep- "I fucked her, but then I accidentally fell in love with her... so I called her back."

Sam- "Ahh... yeah, she's an Onnie huh?"

by VanillaTwilight March 1, 2010

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OWNED!

When someone inacts n00bish behaviour, incurring them to be bettered by something else...Therefore positioning them in an owned state (aka state of ownage)

little girl A hits big boy A in face with bat, big boy A cries, big boy A's friends heckle "OWNED" at him

by Paul Foster August 26, 2005

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owned

From hacking: to "own" a server is to illicitly gain access to it to such an extent that one can do everything (root exploit, admin privs).

Thanks to the SSH replay exploit, our servers got owned pretty bad last night.

by Leolo May 11, 2009

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Owned

v. To dominate other person or thing so completely as to humiliate them. Often applies to first-person shooters when the victim is consistently "fragged," or shot to death.
Synonym is "pwned." Also, the e may be substituted with a 3 if the person speaks leet.

I owned this n00b...he constantly got fragged while he never got a shot on me.

by Fast_Fingers March 8, 2005

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