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Hym "Nuke it? Yes. Not Japan though. Literally anywhere else. Perhaps Israel. Or a tree. Any random tree anywhere. I think it's been too long since we used them. But take Israel's nukes for KILLING CHILDREN WHICH WE PRETEND TO CARE SO MUCH ABOUT, don't actually care that much... Take their nukes and then nuke a tree. Any non-japan tree."
by Hym Iam October 17, 2025
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Puke Nuke

A massive explosion of vomit, covering several rooms, coming from a wasted guy/girl after a night of heavily drinking.
Friend: Wow, it smells! What happened?

Dude: I totally made a Puke Nuke last night.

Friend: Wicked!
by Masterpuker November 3, 2010
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Never nuke a country twice

A response to all the stuff from Japan westerners think of as "weird" (Tentacle porn, Japanese game shows, etc.) It blames the cultural differences between western countries and Japan as an effect of the radiation from the two nukes dropped on Japan under World War 2.
"Where does hentai come from?"
"I don't know, but it's probably from Japan ."
"I guess that's why you should never nuke a country twice."
by Ezxd August 7, 2016
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Butt Nuke

One of those turds that is so big and heavy that it splashes all over the place and leaves your arse all wet.
Man that butt nuke smells!
by Danpal7 October 6, 2005
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Photo-nuke

A evolved photo-bomb so heavy, so terrifying, so nerve-wrenching it's not worth seeing.
Jake: Hey Dad, look at this photo

Dad: My "God" is that a, why is there a, I see a

Jake: PHOTO-NUKE

Dad: It's a penis
by TheManlyMan May 2, 2013
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GUN1T Nuke

Setting up a Tacitcal Nuke on the game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 by getting your friends to intentionally give you kills, and trying to make it look legitimate.

Made famous by the player "GUN1T123" for his Youtube videos claiming to have gotten the "World's Fastest Nuke"
Person 1: Hey, have you seen that video of the World's Fastest Knife nuke by GAM3VIDZ?

Person 2: Dude, that's a GUN1T Nuke.
by NiCk50 April 15, 2010
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Puke & Nuke

The rare, and complicated, act which consists of the following illogical female bullshit: skankily going home with a guy you just met and having sex with him (without even giving him head), followed by puking all over his bed and carpet. As if that didn’t destroy the evening, you complete the act by dropping a nuclear bomb of a phone call the next day that you aren’t on birth control even though you said nothing when he was fucking you raw.

The nuclear bomb is usually followed by the man purchasing a $50 PlanB pill and awkwardly delivering it to the skank (see: Hazmat Clean-Up).
Skip: Dude, what happened with that chick that was all over you on the dance floor last night?

Bro: Everything was fine until that trick dropped a Puke & Nuke on me. I just drove a fuckin hour each way to her house for the Hazmat Clean-Up. It was a debacle.

Skip: Shit, you got owned!
by king j$ August 9, 2010
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