Dead Nonce is a term of endearment used in various parts of the world to convey a feeling of deep respect. Similar to calling something the shit, calling someone a dead nonce is a way of showing proper respect for a person or individual you deeply admire.
by james james June 09, 2007
My mate Harrison is a nonce and drives a white transit. He tells us in the pub that sweets aren’t enough these days so he uses free WiFi to lure the kids in.
Me: Hi Harrison did you get lucky today?
Harrison: Yes actually I did. And when I was finished I pushed them into the quarry.
Harrison is a nonce
Harrison: Yes actually I did. And when I was finished I pushed them into the quarry.
Harrison is a nonce
by RUST MUTT July 21, 2019
by Davie G April 12, 2007
One who views child pornography on the internet.Perpetuates market and causes children to be abused in photos.
by plinth February 14, 2004
by Adam Clarke August 06, 2004
Word used to describe a male who has sex with underage boys and girls by day, and dresses up like a woman and cruises for sex by night. See nonce.
by Tinkerboy February 28, 2005
Interviewer: Whats your daily routine?
Criminal: I have a morning scone (cream before jam), then I go on my daily cycle
Interviewer: The cops have already been called sir, you're under arrest for being a nonce
Criminal: I have a morning scone (cream before jam), then I go on my daily cycle
Interviewer: The cops have already been called sir, you're under arrest for being a nonce
by Shinji Okazaki March 30, 2018