Non-Planner

Noun. Used to describe an individual that lacks the consideration & common courtesy for others while scheduling an outing. In other words , the day of the event rolls around and you have no fucken clue what time or place. It's like being in the Twilight Zone! Totally in the dark and the non-planner decides to ask later that evening what you'd like to do that night. Rude as fuck!

What a tool! He's such a non-planner! It's like he flys by the seat of his pants. It is so fucken annoying! It would have been courteous for me to have known what was on the agenda that night. I have kids ya know!

by Cappy C January 9, 2023

non thugs

The opposite of 'no homo', is it the phrase said by gay guys when they do something really straight to ensure they have reaffirmed their gayness

'Big Gay Al was so horny that he let Alice blow him, but he shouted 'non thugs' as he came so it wasn't a straight thing'

by Caramac September 17, 2017

non-linker

Somebody who when mentioned in a famous person's life story on Wikipedia will not contain a hyperlink to their own page, as they are not significant enough to be viewed.

Ike Ibeabuchi then fought his next opponent called Ismael Garcia. He is a non-linker for those looking for information on him.

by CrimeInSportsFan January 23, 2018

Non-laws

The term used for a significant other's family when you aren't married.

"Man my non-laws suck. All her dad wants to do is watch football"

by Dr. ThunderBeast January 21, 2015

non-optional

a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances

Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.

by Sconie December 16, 2008

Non-celebrities

urban dictionary's definition of anybody who isn't Chris Pratt or Elon Musk.

And quote: "We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."

by lil’ blu3 December 29, 2018

non-sociable

Non-sociable is a term to describe those who are unable, or unwilling to partake in social interactions.

John does not partake in social interactions because he is non-sociable. Either that or he's just a giant asshole.

by Agent Chrelk November 15, 2013