Nard

Nard is more commonly know as a hard shit. So hard that it can cause bleeding to the anus and crack the shitter bowl.

Joe says- Dam Billie, I just took the biggest nard in your grandmas Shithouse.

Billie says- Dank Cunt, my poor grandma gonna be sniffen hard shit and anal blood for weeks.

by Butholemaster69 March 13, 2019

Nard

A person who acts like a nerd, but is in reality dumb.

The nard always talks about science, but he has a C in his class.

by Lizardman88 June 13, 2020

Nardie

Somebody who has the personality of a wet paper bag and smells like nards even online

Hey man did you hear about that total Nardie?

by FranksRedHotCome August 22, 2020

sir nardo

A male who's basic goal is to gather as many internet skanks as possible to make up for his life inadequicy and genetalia size. May assume different nicknames and attempt intellectual conversation only to be thwarted and outed due to pathelogical lying and ineptness.

Sir_Nardo : If I was'nt with <skanknumber5> I would try to get with you.

`shannon` : Wow ok, you = idiot.

by LoRd_SoCk March 26, 2005

nardhead

an insult given to a male(or female)meant to hurt feelings. also means balls on your head

chode you stupid nard head

by token-r May 13, 2005

Nard

not quite a nerd, a wannabe nerd

people who tend to play video games a lot

by Ben Dover September 7, 2003

Domenic Nardini

Sexy bitch who gets all the girls and will fuck you in the vagina until you cum. And will destroy your pussy

Do you want to come to my party domenic nardini

by Daddy domenic February 16, 2021