The Natural State of Play is the science of predicting the status of a womans Vagina using key indicators such as the Natural State of - Eyebrow Thickness, Eyebrow Length, Folicle Density, Colour, and other key indicators such as hair density on her arms, and other areas.
"Wow, I bet she'd have a great VJ".
"Are you kidding, she shaves her eyebrows, and look at how thick they are!" "She'd be fine when it's all primped and plucked, but after a few months she'll let herself go and the Natural State of Play will kick in and you'll have a Woolly Mammoth on your hands!!!!
"Are you kidding, she shaves her eyebrows, and look at how thick they are!" "She'd be fine when it's all primped and plucked, but after a few months she'll let herself go and the Natural State of Play will kick in and you'll have a Woolly Mammoth on your hands!!!!
by Benny Walker October 9, 2011
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The rectal tunnel that can take on all sizes of cock during ass fucking with little or no hardship.
Typically referring to gay men.
Typically referring to gay men.
Man: I shouldn't have went to that gay bar last night.
Friend: How's the natural breech holding up?
Man: It's not. Might need a butt plug for a while.
Friend: How's the natural breech holding up?
Man: It's not. Might need a butt plug for a while.
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The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.
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