this is what mexicans write on their shopping list when they want to buy five jars of 'best foods' brand mayonnaise because it is on sale 5 for 5 dollars with their wal-mart coupons. which most of them believe it is still too much money because its nearly 64 pesos for them.
juan: vamos a ir a Wal-Mart y ir de compras.
lets go to wal-mart and go shopping.
diego: necesitamos mayonesa.
we need mayonnaise
juan:escribirlo en la lista, vamos a conseguir cinco porque está en venta.
write it on the list, let's get 5 because it's on sale.
diego:'Cinco da Mayo', lo tengo!
diego:'five da mayo', got it!
lets go to wal-mart and go shopping.
diego: necesitamos mayonesa.
we need mayonnaise
juan:escribirlo en la lista, vamos a conseguir cinco porque está en venta.
write it on the list, let's get 5 because it's on sale.
diego:'Cinco da Mayo', lo tengo!
diego:'five da mayo', got it!
by diegojuanito June 10, 2013
Invented in 2007 by a group of co-workers from the western Chicago Suburb of Wood Dale, IL, Mustache De Mayo is often abbreviated to "MDM". Mustache De Mayo is a celebration of May 5th by proudly displaying hair on your upper lip for just one day. To achieve the maximum unveiling of the mustache, a full beard or goatee must be grown in advance. Most often than not the MDM participant will create a persona and dress up in a fashion that suits the "stache".
by EpiSCOPE May 05, 2010
A big red zit with a big white tip. Squeezing causes a massive & violent eruption of ketchup & mayo.
Mark was going to ground and pound poor Danny Dork, but, Danny Dork squoze the ketchup & mayo volcano that was on his own forehead and shot the zit-based condiments into Mark's eye and mouth causing Mark to instantly scream and run to the boy's bathroom.
I guess Danny Dork won that fight. Now no one fucks with him. Zit Man!
I guess Danny Dork won that fight. Now no one fucks with him. Zit Man!
by Little Amy June 10, 2006
by Bud E Love May 05, 2003
Literally casted in every bad Netflix
Movie because a few aggressive 14 year old girls find him “hot”
“Before I go I just want to say it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others”
Movie because a few aggressive 14 year old girls find him “hot”
“Before I go I just want to say it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others”
Perry- EW WHAT IS THAT
me- thats Noah scented mayo, thirty year old teenager with blonde facial hair
Perry- ok ew
me- thats Noah scented mayo, thirty year old teenager with blonde facial hair
Perry- ok ew
by picklejuicer May 18, 2020
Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City.
Mexicans were crazy about the stuff.
The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate("desperados") at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today.
It is known, of course, as ...sinko de Mayo.
Mexicans were crazy about the stuff.
The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate("desperados") at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today.
It is known, of course, as ...sinko de Mayo.
by dylans girl May 08, 2005
A medical establishment where they try to cure you with Hellman's Real or --- if carbs/calories are of concern --- Light. Good luck on THAT one! :P
The Mayo Clinic is in cahoots with other dietary doctors and nutrition-centers in their local area --- once they get your cholesterol to sky-high levels with their "creamy calories" diet, they then ship you off to one of their confederate "good ol' boy network" centers to make even MORE money undoing the colossal damage that your "original" treatment caused!
by QuacksO September 05, 2019