Nico Haussering

When you so drunk you think you could win a rapbattle against a far superior
Battlerapper (Like Big Dick K. or B.D.K)
So you get fucked in the Ass on the Battleday big Time.

Watch your friend he is Nico Haussering again at that dude.

Kay One was totally Nico Haussering Bushido that one day .

by B.D.K. aka yes you See right January 2, 2018

Nico

He is cute sexy hot

“That kid is not gay”

“He must be a Nico”

by Knight_Knight November 26, 2019

Nico

Nico is a hockey player who loves the za. Nico can’t live without the za because he lives the life of the za

Yo your such a nico

by John bider January 23, 2024

Nico

A nico is some one with an unusually small penis commonly born with a shitty disease and he may also inhabit a Nasty infection on that tiny rod of his

Bradiphone: woah Connor I’m turning into one of you!
Connor: Wdum there is no way you have a smaller infection ridden penis than me

Bradiphone: I’m gonna shit my self I’m going the the bog

Connor: a true nico shits in his pants

by Geoduck4U August 4, 2021

Nico

Nico is probably the coolest guy ever. He's calm, easygoing, and a great cartoonist. He'll do anything for his friends.

"Nico is such a comic! Did you hear his joke yesterday?"

by yiddidily February 8, 2019

Nicos opinion

When a person named nico has an opinion, it does not matter. No matter how cool he is, it does not matter.

“Nico your cool and all but no one cares about your opinion Nico”
“Nicos opinion never matters”

by Mr cool man November 1, 2019

Nico

A large, obese man, often referred to as a pedo and a rapist. He is often seen in his bed listening to mid-west emo and vaping

Bro I just found out my neighbor is a registered Nico!

by BruhItsMichael June 9, 2025