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mirvissed

definition: to be screwed over by a superior, to be held down, to be overworked and underpaid

background: bay area urban legend
You have just been mirvissed.
by Buddy December 7, 2004
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Morris Complex

When your girl friend is very attractive, only to cut her hair and become very unattractive. Then you are stuck in a situation where you want to break up with her but cannot because you do not want to seem shallow
John, "Man my girl friend cut her hair recently, she is no longer attractive, and I want to break up with her."

Will, "Your obviously suffering from the Morris Complex"
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morrisettony

Irony, viewed through the mind of Alanis Morrisette.
Man, he got a death row pardon two minutes too late. Isn't that ironic?

No, it's not fucking ironic you illiterate cunt. It's morrisettony, or, if you're not retarded, coincidence. God you're stupid.
by English-speaker September 11, 2007
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Morris kids

Located in Morris, Minnesota Morris kids are known as the “cool kids” of town. They tend to partake in dangerous activities such as riding bikes without helmets.
by Kabocha. November 21, 2017
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Morison

The act of playing with children’s genitals, specifically the male penis.
Get off that 8 year old boy, you’re committing a Morison!
by Sexee April 21, 2018
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Morris Hills

Established 1953, Better than 1964.

Part of the Morris Hills Regional District, and the better half. Unlike the its sister school, Morris Knolls, which is a major steroid user (Hence Championships), as well as drug school. All retarded kids are sent to Morris Knolls too, hence the Special Ed programs that they need. Morris Hills is much older, as well as cooler. Morris Hills has more popular students, real sports teams (Morris Knolls needs steroids), Smarter kids(All extremely stupid sped kids are transferred to Morris Knolls), Morris Hills is not infested with a bunch of snobby guidos like its sister school Morris Knolls either.

MK=Guidos, Snobs, Steroids, Drugs, Crappy football teams, and ugly chicks.

MH=Better Sports teams, nationally ranked cross country team, state swimming, tennis and softball teams, better than knolls football team, the greatest marching band ever even though no one cares.

If Morris Knolls was better, Wouldnt it be the Morris Knolls Regional District?
Morris Knolls= Rusty Toyota
Morris Hills=Lamborghini.
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Morris Chestnut

The act of spilling one's seed upon the chest of an unsuspecting lover.

Having little to nothing to do with the actor himself.
Dude. She was sucking my dick, and I wanted to be courteous, so instead of pitching for the throat, I gave her the old Morris Chestnut.
by KayteeBlue August 30, 2010
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