Moon Gazers

A woman's breasts that curve upward, particularly with erect nipples, such that they gaze at the moon.

Check out the moon gazers on that chick.

by Vengex March 4, 2011

Moon over My-Handy

Receiving a handjob under the table at a Denny's restaurant. Preferably while ordering the Moon Over My Hammy.

Got drunk, ended up at Denny's and some broad hit me up with a Moon Over My-Handy for $7.99.

by DaCrun October 13, 2010

Moon Boots

A boot invented by Tecnica in the early 1970's that resembled those used on the Apollo 11 Moon landing.

Though often imitated, the original Moon Boot is the only one that will carry the name Moon Boot as Tecnica owns the trademark.

Knock-offs are everywhere - keep it real.

Those Moon Boots give you mad flavor.

by Betty Skis August 16, 2006

Moon Tang

A strange looking drink or liquid substance that when ingested induces moments of euphoria and an intense lack of concentration.

"Be careful, don't drink that moon tang too fast or you'll flip out"

by CQDQ May 20, 2009

moon river

1. To moon a river.
2. A very very old song.

Guy 1: HEY LOOK I'M MOONING THE RIVER!
Guy 2: How very mature of you....
Random Guy: Hey LOOK, that guy is performing the moon river.

by Ralph geofferon August 30, 2006

moon cricket

racial slur for an african american male.

Those damn moon crickets play they're music all through the night!

by John Spurlock May 13, 2005

Moon Rocks

Slightly tan/brown crystals of 84% pure and stable MDMA/molly in crystal form. Tends to smell sweet, like root beer, in large amounts.

Me: got some moon rocks from the darkweb
Friend: ah I been meaning to look into that
Me: it’s complicated my dude.. chromebook, gallium distro, VPN, ufw firewall killswitch, TOR browser, dark web markets, Monero cryptocurrency, PGP to encrypt my shipping... pray to God that spiritualism is a fight worth suffering for, hope I don’t get man in the middles by the feds
Friend: ....... bro, spirituality is a fight worth suffering for, our laws restain freedom and drugs will be legal by 2030, the internet provides transparency and education for all, plus machines are outperforming elites
Me: yep, life is a gift and death is a promise, worst case I make friends and teach people in jail
Friend: truth my guy *hits peace pipe*

by Shrimp Titties July 15, 2018