molestache

type of mustache: not quite a pornstache but just as creepy.

looks like: John Mayer trying to grow a Tom Selleck mustache. John Mayer has a molestache.

by skweakrz March 8, 2011

Molestoid

Someone who is frequently the victim of sexual molestation, usually at the hands of many different villains. This person makes being molested an art form, and finds creative ways to get molested even in situations where such would seem impossible. Often molestoids have one particular villian who taxes them more than any other, and this villian is frequently a man over 80 years old.

Derived from a combination of the word molest and humanoid. A molestoid is the walking embodiment of the act of molestation.

Person A: Did you hear that Ryan got molested by an old man?

Person B: AGAIN? That guy is such a molestoid.

by Time4Pizza January 18, 2013

metal molestor

a bmx rider who appears to be having sexual intercoarse with his seat, a common name used by skaters to disrespect bmx riders

Skater1) Do you think those bikes enjoy being ridden by those metal molestors?
Skater2) No, too bad they don't have minds of their own to fight them off

by metalprotector April 27, 2009

chester molester

A thin, creepy looking mustache lining a man's upper-lip.

That guy would be cute if he shaved his chester molester.

by onetwothree456 April 22, 2011

Molestocles

A great Greek warrior who was remembered for the one thing he hoped would be forgotten.

Herocles: Hey, Molestocles what's up?

Molestocles: That's what she said.

by Don Garbagio March 15, 2009

Molestactus

A molestactus is a prickly molestache.

Your molestactus hurts my face.

by danielle.lovely January 2, 2012

molesterish

An adjective that describes a trait or traits of seemingly creepy individuals. Used mostly when referencing, but not limiting to, mustaches or oddly bland and rather conspicuous panel vans. Credited to TL.

Ty: Yeah, can you send a patrol car to 123 Main St. There's a creepy man in a what looks like a gray utility van.

911 Dispatch: Can you describe him for me, Sir?
Ty: Yeah...he's wearing a navy blue sweatshirt, looks like leather gloves, and he's got a thick mustache. He's sitting in the ally looking all molesterish!
911 Dispatch: Units are on their way.

by macclifford November 10, 2014