Molestoid

Someone who is frequently the victim of sexual molestation, usually at the hands of many different villains. This person makes being molested an art form, and finds creative ways to get molested even in situations where such would seem impossible. Often molestoids have one particular villian who taxes them more than any other, and this villian is frequently a man over 80 years old.

Derived from a combination of the word molest and humanoid. A molestoid is the walking embodiment of the act of molestation.

Person A: Did you hear that Ryan got molested by an old man?

Person B: AGAIN? That guy is such a molestoid.

Molestoid by Time4Pizza January 18, 2013

Molestoid

An annoying cunt, who want shut up and for the sake of humanity should go fuck them self.

Shut the fuck up you molestoid!

Molestoid by Goofyparrot March 11, 2024

Judicially Molested

N. What Prosecutors do to "alleged" child sex offenders, and their families for their kids playing "Doctor," or SEXting and charging them with RAPE, and other crimes. Also applicable to those who never intended to receive said SEXTing messages, and got charged anyway for having child pornography.

That County Prosecutor in the State of "insert pretty much any State name here," Judicially Molested that child and their family because he wanted to advance his career, and did not care of the broader effects of the prosecution.

Judicially Molested by Disgruntled Christian June 24, 2011

molestious 

giving off an uncomfortable, perverted vibe.

Ugh, my neighbor is such a pervert. He keeps looking over here, he's very molestious.

molestious by theMothershed July 7, 2011

massively molested

Massively molestedmeans to get

molest someone out of pure hatred and lust

me: did you hear that joe got massively molested I wonder what that mean

Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred

massively molested by Massive molester March 18, 2020

horse-molested

the act of getting completely fucked beyond recognition. destroyed.

"the French military didn't stand a chance in WWII, If they hadn't surrendered, they easily would have been horse-molested

horse-molested by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018

Mic Molestor 

When playing on Xbox Live or PSN, a person using the headset (mic/microphone) has it placed really close to their mouth making them sound like they're yelling and hurting other people's ears, thus being a mic molestor.

John36: WOOOOO HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

xXxsomeonexXx: Dude, take the mic away from your mouth you fucking Mic Molestor. It's hurting my ears.

Mic Molestor by AWEOWW May 8, 2011