Someone who is frequently the victim of sexual molestation, usually at the hands of many different villains. This person makes being molested an art form, and finds creative ways to get molested even in situations where such would seem impossible. Often molestoids have one particular villian who taxes them more than any other, and this villian is frequently a man over 80 years old.
Derived from a combination of the word molest and humanoid. A molestoid is the walking embodiment of the act of molestation.
Derived from a combination of the word molest and humanoid. A molestoid is the walking embodiment of the act of molestation.
Person A: Did you hear that Ryan got molested by an old man?
Person B: AGAIN? That guy is such a molestoid.
Person B: AGAIN? That guy is such a molestoid.
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N. What Prosecutors do to "alleged" child sex offenders, and their families for their kids playing "Doctor," or SEXting and charging them with RAPE, and other crimes. Also applicable to those who never intended to receive said SEXTing messages, and got charged anyway for having child pornography.
That County Prosecutor in the State of "insert pretty much any State name here," Judicially Molested that child and their family because he wanted to advance his career, and did not care of the broader effects of the prosecution.
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Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred
Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred
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by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018
Get the horse-molested mug.When playing on Xbox Live or PSN, a person using the headset (mic/microphone) has it placed really close to their mouth making them sound like they're yelling and hurting other people's ears, thus being a mic molestor.
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xXxsomeonexXx: Dude, take the mic away from your mouth you fucking Mic Molestor. It's hurting my ears.
xXxsomeonexXx: Dude, take the mic away from your mouth you fucking Mic Molestor. It's hurting my ears.
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