Top definition
Someone who is frequently the victim of sexual molestation, usually at the hands of many different villains. This person makes being molested an art form, and finds creative ways to get molested even in situations where such would seem impossible. Often molestoids have one particular villian who taxes them more than any other, and this villian is frequently a man over 80 years old.

Derived from a combination of the word molest and humanoid. A molestoid is the walking embodiment of the act of molestation.
Person A: Did you hear that Ryan got molested by an old man?

Person B: AGAIN? That guy is such a molestoid.
by Time4Pizza January 18, 2013
Get the merch
Get the Molestoid neck gaiter and mug.
Jul 11 Word of the Day
selfish idiots in my neighborhood who think that they don't need to wear a mask because the rest of us do
A maskhole jogged right past me in the park today
by Bethinslope May 11, 2020
Get the mug
Get a Maskhole mug for your papa Jerry.