microsoft

dude your dick is Microsoft
by okemonmaster4life March 27, 2015
mugGet the microsoftmug.

microsoft edge

an annoying little fucking application that you cant get rid off
microsoft: wanna use microsoft edge instead?????????
ur dumass: NO FUKKKKK U MICROPENIS I WANA USE CHROM>:(
by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023
mugGet the microsoft edgemug.

Microsoft Feature

When something isn't broken but has been changed to be not quite as good as it used to be
The way Window Explorer expands to the bottom of the page so that you cannot see what it was you were expanding the tree to look at is such a great new Microsoft Feature. See also Its a feature not a bug
by FulliA November 9, 2017
mugGet the Microsoft Featuremug.

Microsofted

To get the COVID-19 vaccine, which obviously has a Microsoft chip in it to make you buy Microsoft products /s
Dude, I just got Microsofted!
by HalideRadar July 9, 2021
mugGet the Microsoftedmug.

Robert from Microsoft

He will email you about your Xbox
Hello, I am Robert from Microsoft report. We were alerted that there is a virus on your Xbox One and I am going to help you through the process of getting it removed. If you could call me as soon as you see this message that would be great as I am available all day today. The sooner we can get the virus removed the better it will be for your safety.
by painpob February 21, 2022
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microsoft

when a dude's dick is micro and soft
i don't like kevin, he got that microsoft dick, you'd need a magnifying glass
by 2238750576 May 11, 2022
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