Micro-penis

an abnormally small penis, usually under 2 inches long, tends to explode after 7 years much in the same way as a micro-pig.

wow your boyfriends got a micro-penis, hasn't it exploded yet?

by dinss February 27, 2010

micro-midget

1)a small person
2)a shitty insult
3)something martha stuart sells on wierd infomercials at 3 oclock in the morning

1)kid:dad,is that a midget?
dad:no, son. thats a micro-midget.
2)dude1:cum fucker
dude2:micro-midget
3)Wow, check out my new micro-midget! Martha Stewart was the spokeswoman in the infomercial promoting the growth and sale of micro-midgets!

by fatassbuddabelly July 18, 2006

Micro Cache

In Geo Caching, a micro cache is a cache made with a small container, such as a 35 mm film container.

I looked for hours for the Micro Cache but could not find it, so I had to log it DNF in my account on geocaching.com & got a sad face :( ...........

by Geo George April 29, 2009

Macro-micro manager

1. A person that micro manages every minuscule detail.
2. A person that micro manages every task on a grand scale.

Jake is such a macro-micro manager. He not only told us what to do and how to do it, but provided step-by-step instructions from the beginning to the end of the task.

by Savencash October 20, 2010

microcock

Very, very small (micro) penis.

With so much pubic hair, it was impossible to even see Joe's microcock. You'd need a microscope to find it.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Micro-Racism

Micro-Racism is when some somebody is kinda racist usually without realizing it. Usually happens when some privledged white person who is racially ignorant and makes some dumb comment. Like Bradley or some shit says “why can’t white people say the n-word???? Cause their white????? That’s reverse racism.”

Chet: (to black person) “heyyyyy you look like Beyoncé”

Kevin: (to brown person) “where are you from?”
Anyone: “that’s kinda racist..... like micro-racism”

by nat12 July 27, 2018

microaggression

The tiniest of possible insults, not insulting enough to qualify as regular aggression. Generally unintentional, unnoticed, and unimportant, these microaggressions are intended to draw the attention of everyone in the vicinity, and particularly at University should be avoided at all cost.

"This splinter is a microaggression to my finger."
"OMG! Are you going to be allright?! Should I dial 911!?"

by Noisy Ninja January 14, 2015