Merrick

The Man of all men. Hes such a badass he watches worlds biggest dick vids in Geo Class.

Oh Merrick the teachers coming.

Oh shit!!

by Disturbing_1 May 2, 2022

Merrick

Merrick is an amazing guy, who is very good at basketball and everything he does. He enjoys playing the bass and listening to Iron Maiden, with beautiful shoulder length blonde hair and breath taking blue eyes. You WILL fall head over heels for him, because he’s funny as hell and will make you wheeze laugh. You’ll smile stupidly at him for the dumbest things, and look away from him when he tries to kiss you

I’m lucky to have my Merrick

by AyneeCox May 9, 2022

Merrick

An unexpected power move.

They were screaming for transparency and now he is unsealing the warrant. Total Merrick.

by MarshallSlaymaker August 11, 2022

Metric Fuckton

One metric fuckton is equal to 7 billion and 10 million tons or 1.402e+13 pounds. This is calculated by haveing a metric fuckton be equal to 10 duck loads and 1 fuckload being equal to the population of china, which is 1.402 billion.

Joe: Man I have a Metric Fuckton of laundry to do today
Siri: One Metric Fuckton is equal to 1.402e+13 pounds
Joe: Your mom weighs 1.402e+13 pounds

by Your mother is 1.402e+13 lbs August 17, 2022

Merrick Page

A very short kid with a massive shlong and huge ass.

Wow I cant keep my eyes of Merrick Page

by MrKingComp March 21, 2023

metric system

A system of measurement that is simpler than the imperial system but Americans won't adopt not because they're stupid but because it's too much effort and no individual could make the whole country work with it

I wish we used the metric system, but what can we do about it?

by Mathman2028 June 9, 2023

Merrick

looks really good in a cowboy hat.

"Oh look Merrick has a cowboy hat on!"
"wow he looks really good"

by gaffreygaming999 August 1, 2023