Meg is the most petite pocket rocket you could ever meet. Meg is slightly unhinged, sometimes neurotic and can be known to home a strangely active amygdala. Meg is a pioneer of tenacity and chatter for many units on the planet; mainly those residing on the slowly sinking East Coast of Australia. If you come across a Meg, you will be instantly taken by her vivacity, beauty, intellect and a no fucks given attitude. Meg can go out of her window of tolerance and become a coey pest, however if she gains your trust, she's as loyal as yer Mum. Meg is an absolute champion in the sport of face yoga, and is as bendy as hell. If you dare to interlope with this firecracker, be prepared to be spiralled into an abyss of cognitive dissonance between ungodly pleasure and relentless needs for validation. Meg is a frisky Blondie lookalike teetotaller who will never stop entertaining her loved ones with her bogan charm and minxy sexiness. Those who depart from Meg, will not like to admit that they miss her dizzying personality, but rest assured, they secretly do.
Human 1 "Hey, I saw that cool Meg chick the other day, she found an actual chicken!"
Human 2 "Yeah man, I saw her go off at the MoshPit and then she talked my ear off and showed me some cool face yoga!"
Human 2 "Yeah man, I saw her go off at the MoshPit and then she talked my ear off and showed me some cool face yoga!"
by ThewordsmithofDully August 21, 2022
Short for megalomaniac, someone with a huge ego and extremely arrogant, frequently out of touch with reality. James Bond's enemies are an excellent example.
That guy is really a meg because he thinks he's such a big shot but he's the only one who believes it.
by Cumbre Vieja October 2, 2023
a rat who doesn't understand physics. they are mostly indecisive and can't choose between anything. if you ask them to choose between two, they will explode under pressure. also they are a rat
Often spooky and often dropping off the Addams family at work.
Traffic warden and D of E enthusiast - you can rely on Meg to organise transport to town!!!
A Meg doesn’t always win everyone over with her colourful personality but the eye patch carries through the gritty charm
Traffic warden and D of E enthusiast - you can rely on Meg to organise transport to town!!!
A Meg doesn’t always win everyone over with her colourful personality but the eye patch carries through the gritty charm
by Spooky Meg November 23, 2021
She is the face of America and may have been there a once or twice. She often enjoys organising nights out and then not attending shespulledameg.
by BABABAWRWRWR March 8, 2017
by Skatchface August 17, 2018
To be a complete slut and secretly talk to other guys behind their boyfriends back before dumping them for no reason and going after a rat
by whythefuckyoudothismeg June 25, 2017