mask wanker

Someone who insists on wearing a mask during a fake pandemic

Look at them sheep wearing masks

Mask wanker

by Giggidy79 December 19, 2021

Hillbilly Mask

When a female is giving you head remove your penis and act like you are about to give her a facial. Instead of giving her the facial continue to masturbate on her face while removing your dip then slingging it across her face saying, "Gotcha Bitch!"

"Yeah, I gave that girl a hillbilly mask!" (normally followed by a round of intense round of high-fives)

by AlabamaHotPocket69 October 8, 2007

Sewer Mask

The act of spitting the tasty fecal residue of a tossed salad from your mouth onto your significant other's face.

Chris finished eating ate Debbie's ass and promptly gave her a sewer mask.

by Pat Bateman April 26, 2005

Fart Mask

When wearing tight clothing and farting, you may swing your arms in such a manner that forces the fart out of your collar or hood. bystanders may think your face has just farted and you will carry around a mask of fart for seconds to minutes

guy 1: *farts, stretches arms and abruptly brings arms back to sides, fart emits from collar

girl 1: oh my god! did your face just fart?

guy 2: yea, he'll be walking around with a fart mask for a few...

by sonofluger2 February 20, 2010

Ass Mask

When you want to try something new to bond with your girl, suggest an Ass Mask. Simply apply a face mask to her ass and tell her to “come take a ride, cowgirl!” You’ll both end up feeling silky smooth, calmed and refreshed and your relationship will be stronger than ever!

Chad: Yo shawty, my face feelin’ dry and greasy, hit me up with dat ass mask.
Anyone named Becky: You got it babe, one hot and ready ass mask comin’ up, just go lay down next to Joe
Chad: Who the fuck is Joe
Gamers: 🤬

by BeastialitySupporter September 14, 2019

Robin's Mask

When you straddle your (ideally, much younger) boyfriend and pull a batwing {stretching ones' scrotum until it resembles a bat's wing} over his eyes.

To get the part, Joseph Gordon-Levitt let Christopher Nolan give him a Robin's Mask

Batgirl's Wing Batwing Electrolysis Ben Affleck Matt Damon

by Peter Thrustington, III May 20, 2016

half mask

Wearing a mask over your mouth, but not your nose.

Dave: Did you see that guy breathing all over the shelves?
Sarah: Yeah, he was flying at half mask.

by anangrygoose May 17, 2021