Martius Prado Jr.

This boi is so pogi, caring, awesome, amazing, spectacular, and extremely loving. This boi is a perfect candidate for presidency, as he has the attributes of a perfect leader. He is strong-willed, facing trials head-on no matter how hard they may be, and quite soft (in a good way) as he really cares about his friends like a big brother. A Martius Prado Jr.'s friends will always love him forever, and they will cherish all the wonderful memories they had.

Lance: Should I make an urban dictionary definition for Martius Prado Jr.?

Lia: idk LOL

John: LOL your call man

Hazelle: yes

by NeverGetsLocked September 16, 2018

Martini

A Martini is a very rare species of Martyna's. It is found in the depths of the mountains of papers. Martini's are VERY organized, have handwriting that comes straight out of Word and they don't share. They are generally nice people but they loooove gossip. Martini's love papers, Fortnite, lying, cards, proving themselves to their smart and talented friends, being dirty minded with their meme-loving friend, collecting rare coins, stealing rare coins, getting the best seats in math class and tend to have Fortnite-playing Mexican boyfriends. They hate everything that annoys them. Almost everything annoys them. Martyna is very annoyed by mostly that one friend that messes with everything they have like she doesn't stop searching through her phone searching for exposing photos. They hate sharing, giving, and keep everything to themselves. If you have a Martini friend, steal their phone because they have a lot of private, hilarious photos and videos. Martini's get along with everyone but hate everyone they get along with. They also get very competitive. So don't steal their man. If you annoy them too much, they'll kill you. They have a secret skill with guns. Martini's can be rude and offensive on purpose in irritated and hate anime. Treat you Martini with care and she will always be grateful and will do many things for you. But be careful. Martini's love bets and will do anything to get you as their slave. Oh, the ADORE cookies. It's a good thing to bribe them with.

Chloe: I just lost a bet against Martini. I have to be her slave for a whole month!
Zac: Oh no! I feel so bad! What did she bet you for you to agree? At what game?
Chloe: Umm....she said she would pay for my cookies for two months straight if I won against her in rock, paper, scissors.
Zac: ....
Chloe: ....

by T_star >^< March 18, 2019

Marvinisum

The church and religion of Marvin from English III and he will forever be known as the most powerful being in all of history. He can smite you from anywhere on earth if he only feels like it. And for those that believe in a divine being then you must devote your life to marvin.

Pray to my god Marvin.

Marvinisum is the best chruch

by Blindduck2 May 17, 2019

martinuzzi

A Martinuzzi is a man of greatness. A Martinuzzi has a wonderful penis and is like a jackhammer in bed. They are friendly but will beat the shit out of anyone who tries them.

Damn there’s a Martinuzzi over there, I’ll be gay for him any day.

by HMFMDBMMC May 29, 2019

mārtiņš putniņš

He always loves you and he is realy pretty he is smart and always think about you. If you now Mārtiņš Putniņš be with him together and always help him.😍😘

Don't lose Mārtiņš Putniņš!!!❤❤💋👄👅

by Kuce123 December 20, 2019

Martini 5 or 10

The stage in life where you sit on the back porch and drink a martini while owning 5 to 10 acres of land.

I'm about to retire think i'll settle down, get a little martini 5 or 10.

by Philmynuts December 27, 2019

Martiniano

Martiniano is the way to call a person the most perfect person in the world. If you disagree, you are wrong.

You are perfect. Are you Martiniano?

by Mavilindaeslamejor April 30, 2020