marriage

Only one goal of a love which destroys love forever.

I'm about to find the goal and about to destroy it.

by Damat July 26, 2005

Marriage

A binding contract between a man and a woman to remain faithful to each other until death,usually taken in front of family,friends,etc but is still binding in front of a judge or pastor.

To have a succesful marriage,take "divorce " out of you vocabulary.

When jenny and sebastian got married they eant "this marriage will last until we die"

by Knight_of_7 September 30, 2010

marriage

The unfortunate act of when a woman owns a man and takes over all of his shit, including his house, cars, money and independence.

(original deleted definition of marriage)

by make up your own definitions you witless bitch October 9, 2005

Non Same Sex Marriage

Marraige between partners of different sexes.

Steve: Did you hear about Joe and Sam? They got married!
Nora: What? But isn't Sam that girl you work with?
Steve: Yeah, it's one of those non same sex marriages.
Nora: Fancy that.

by Cute Anonymouse November 8, 2005

marriage balls

Balls that you only touch once you get married.

I can't wait for when I can touch my marriage balls.

by LightswitchFisting July 12, 2017

Marriage

What usually happens within a serious relationship, the main cause of "Marriage" is a condition called "Pregnancy"

Marriage is something that almost everyone goes through.

by THOT.exe January 31, 2018

Marriage

The dream and soul crushing arrangement that sucks the hope and enjoyment from life.

Guy: When I was a boy, I wanted to be an astronaut.

Guy's Friend: What happened?
Guy: Marriage.

Guy's Friend: I'm sorry to hear that. Well, I've got to go tresspoop now, so see ya later.

by Mtneerfn May 9, 2013