Definitions by Mtneerfn

Marriage 

The dream and soul crushing arrangement that sucks the hope and enjoyment from life.

Guy: When I was a boy, I wanted to be an astronaut.

Guy's Friend: What happened?
Guy: Marriage.

Guy's Friend: I'm sorry to hear that. Well, I've got to go tresspoop now, so see ya later.

Marriage by Mtneerfn May 9, 2013