Mushroom Beige 

a. the colour to describe the colour of a mushroom

b. A common room paint coulour

i.e Oooh, is that beige?

Ooooh yeah, what kind of beige?

Hmmmm...Mushroom beige...

Mushroom Beige by lilmissmush February 7, 2010

mushroom splash

Mushroom stamping ones drink, most appropriately an alcoholic one

Haney was being a prick, so I gave him a mushroom splash.

mushroom splash by Hmsmdjrifncm November 25, 2013

mushroom toes 

Toes that kind of look like mushrooms, and smell like them too.

Dayum, that Evelyn got those mushroom toes.

mushroom toes by GodofEverythingEverForever June 29, 2016

mushroom cunt

Conceited, Narcisstic, douche canoe, a.k.a Nick

My ex is a raging mushroom cunt.

mushroom cunt by Dickeater October 25, 2018

mushroom capper 

Another name for the head of a penis.

She wrapped her mouth around my mushroom capper and dam did that feel good.

mushroom capper by jimmybomm December 17, 2020

Mushroom Bisexual 

A bisexual woman with cottage core or soft core vibes.

She's a mushroom bisexual, an old soul that loves nature

Mushroom Bisexual by Rikki.64 June 1, 2021

mushroom tip 

1. The glans penis.
2. The entire penis (e.g., the shaft as the stalk of the mushroom and the glans penis as the cap).

"... she took out my mushroom tip, and when it came out it went drip-drip-drip..." (Sublime, "Caress Me Down")

mushroom tip by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003