mud pie

anal cream pie, i.e. the act of ejaculating inside someone's asshole while performing anal sex.

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mudpie.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

Mud Logging

Whenever you're boning someone up the ass and you get shit on your Penis.

Dude, i was mud logging this chick last night, and i pulled out and it smelled horrible.... So i just stuck it back in.

by Ahhstin & Coltan August 2, 2009

mud monkey

Feces. Made famous by a hilarious episode of South Park where (SPOILER!) Stan makes a dookie in the school's urinal and is punished for it

He dropped a mud monkey right on the bathroom floor at school, and the janitor had to clean it up.

by vive cuervo February 7, 2009

Miller Mud

1. When you have some pretty bad shits after a night of some hardcore drinking.
see also beer shits

Clint: Dude my fucking ass is on fire!
Dan: Yeah you drank a lot last night.
Clint: I have the worse case of Miller Mud around

by Takahashi Goldtooth April 8, 2005

mud shark

nasty white girl who ONLY likes traitorous black men

by tboy April 2, 2003

mud snake

An aninal indegenous to water with a lifespan of about 2 or 3 minutes. Usually dark brown, but can vary to hues to mustard yellow. Where it smells horrible, the odor can usually be alleviated by flushing the toilet.

Hey Dave, come check out my pet mud snake.

by JayBee March 26, 2005

Mud Shark

A caucasian person who will only date or sleep with a person of color.

Dude #1: I think Suzanne is cute do you think we could hook up?

Dude #2: No, you're white and she is a Mud Shark!

by Init Tho March 3, 2008