Mississippi Mousetrap

The act of, while receiving roadhead, suddenly putting your tilt steering wheel as far down as it will go, thus trapping the person's head in your crotch.

Best done with a girl from Mississippi or Kentucky, because odds are she will not have enough teeth to bite your junk off.

My cousin Molly sure got mad after I gave her the Mississippi Mousetrap.

by JohnnyTwoDicks September 26, 2010

Murder Mount

Rocky Mount, North Carolina

Rocky Mount's crime rate is so high, it's been renamed Murder Mount.

by Yourworstenema June 22, 2015

round mouth

The shape your mouth makes when it's go a cock in it; a cock sucker. A phrase commonly heard on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show - Sirius satellite radio on Howard 101.

That guy was such a jerk that he should be a candidate for round mouth of the day.

Hey man, why are you trying to fag me out all the time. You're such a round mouth.

by Roundy February 22, 2008

mouth fedora

A vaporizer, or E-cig. Named so because socially they function identically to fedoras, ie. users think they look cool and rebellious, when in fact the opposite is true.

In at least two cases they are worse than fedoras, as the huge clouds are far more obnoxious and its hard to get a vapist to shut up about his rebuilt atomizer and sub-ohm bullshit.

1: Is the fog rolling in off the lake?

2: Nah, just some mouth fedoras on the corner.

by spenndiagram March 21, 2016

4 way mounted mantle penis

4 large slabs of 2x4 pieces of wood with 4 large rubber dildos attached.

extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.

i would love to go upstairs and use my 4 way mounted mantle penis.

by the creator ;) December 13, 2010

wat dat mouf do

The most polite way to request oral sex.

I had a great time too, it was really nice meeting you. In fact, I was wondering, wat dat mouf do?

by tonithy March 14, 2014

county mounty

n. Trucker-speak for a county sheriff or sheriff's deputy. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, city kitty, local yokel, evel knievel.

County Mounties generally won't pull you over.

by fizzle April 15, 2004