<Phone call>
"Hey what's up buddy?"
"Nothing, call me back later."
<Hang up>
"WTF was that! I must have caught him midstroke with his girlfriend. Total coitus interruptus."
"Hey what's up buddy?"
"Nothing, call me back later."
<Hang up>
"WTF was that! I must have caught him midstroke with his girlfriend. Total coitus interruptus."
by sBox November 12, 2009
Get the midstroke mug.The ultimate insult given to a person who cannot get any dank and proceeds to purchase a small quantity of mids specifically for the purpose of rolling and smoking. Use of such an insult should not be taken lightly, unless the person does indeed smoke mids blunts all day everyday.
Luke: I had sex with your mother last night
Brent: Smoke a mids blunt
"I wish i had a fat mids blunt to smoke until i die from smoking too many mids blunts"
Brent: Smoke a mids blunt
"I wish i had a fat mids blunt to smoke until i die from smoking too many mids blunts"
by Juaqeen November 30, 2011
Get the Smoke a mids blunt mug.by Super hard, underpaid worker April 25, 2011
Get the micksican mug.A large number, usually 20 or more, that prefer to camp their own bridges; as well as, usually on Monday nights, invade other realms with a ridiculous number of people.
by Gnawbie March 27, 2008
Get the mids mug.Socially awkward (typically) boys who didn't get the time of day in highschool and are transformed into "men" who think they are gods gift to women. Become womanizers who really just want a girl to kiss their ass and be his mommy. They love to complain how much they hate the Academy but they are getting PAID!!!
Whoever said the 10 reasons why they are awesome clearly has not experienced the truth
Whoever said the 10 reasons why they are awesome clearly has not experienced the truth
Non Local (think- DC) female: "Ooooh midshipmen. They are so cute in their uniform"
Local female: "Nothing but a ring knocker"
Local female: "Nothing but a ring knocker"
by thetruthhurts2 September 30, 2007
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Get the micks mug.Someone, usually a virgin, who is overly eager to be sexually active but can't get any ass. Will usually make up completely transparently fake stories about great sex he's had in the past.
by laura emm February 18, 2007
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