Chocolate loaf

A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread

It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand

My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal

by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022

Sandwich-loafing

Sandwich-loafing: when two bodies engaged in an amorous act are slapped together with something in between them, such as an item of clothing or a sheet.

"The nervous newlyweds were so eager to consummate that they were sandwich-loafing all night in the honeymoon suite."

by Sylvie T January 8, 2021

pinch a loaf

to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus

dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?

by vix and da suz September 4, 2005

Loafing Around

What pokemon do when they're too bad ass for their trainer

Samson is loafing around

by onlineidiot1994 January 24, 2010

brown loaf

The act of sucking shit from a girls anus (therefore in the form of a loaf of bread) then spitting it back in her face.

While C-rizzle performed a brown loaf on magic (the dog), she bit his wiener.

by Chris Reigle August 7, 2007

douche loaf

More than just a slice of douche.

Person 1: Man, that guy is such a douche loaf.
Person 2: Yeah, he's more than just a slice of douche.

by DrOctagonapus February 4, 2010

turd loaf

similar to a loaf of bread, yet brown with dry fragments of corn and nut. Quite thick texture but a lovely toasted. Can my found in your local bakery department.

(Overweight hairy baker) - "hahaha enjoy your turd loaf"

(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"

by Ultimate mad tank February 7, 2010