Chocolate loaf

A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread

It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand

My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal

by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022

Snuggle loaf

A word to describe a pet that loves human of other animal interaction.

Tyler: "Milo's cat is so cute and friendly!"
Fred: "I know! She's such a snuggle loaf!"

by FelixIsConfused April 24, 2022

pinch a loaf

to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus

dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?

by vix and da suz August 11, 2005

Loafing Around

What pokemon do when they're too bad ass for their trainer

Samson is loafing around

by onlineidiot1994 January 24, 2010

brown loaf

The act of sucking shit from a girls anus (therefore in the form of a loaf of bread) then spitting it back in her face.

While C-rizzle performed a brown loaf on magic (the dog), she bit his wiener.

by Chris Reigle August 07, 2007

douche loaf

More than just a slice of douche.

Person 1: Man, that guy is such a douche loaf.
Person 2: Yeah, he's more than just a slice of douche.

by DrOctagonapus February 05, 2010

Loaf Bread

When a girl is getting tit fucked while the guys dick is cover in bread crumbs.

Guy 1- "Man, last night, I was really loaf breading this chick hard, you should really try it."

Guy 2- "The fuck is loaf breading

Guy 1- "Oh its when you're titty fucking this chick hard with bread crumbs over your dick."

Guy 2- ".....Dude, your food fetish really freaks me out."

by Mr.Endurance March 17, 2014