pussy lightning

Pussy lightning is a sexual phenomenon that happens when you're fucking a girl, and her pussy hits an especially sensitive area of your cock. A sharp, intense burst of pleasure races down your cock and electrifies your entire body. The only way to recover from pussy lightning is to roll your eyes back, twitch, and howl like a werewolf.

If my girlfriend wants me to last longer, she needs to stop zapping my balls with her pussy lightning.

by pizzaschit December 24, 2018

Bisexual Lightning

The mysterious force that makes bisexual people so powerful and sexy.

Person 1: Wow, raccoons are so cool.
Person 2: Yeah, they’re powered by bisexual lightning.

by m0nkey_man February 15, 2022

gluten free lightning

gay

I am gluten free lightning, I'm gay.

by jinremlil November 12, 2019

Tampa Bay Lightning

The best NHL team literally ever. They won back to back Stanley Cups because they are amazing and so is Jon Cooper the coach <3

Did you hear about the back to back Stanley Cup champs?

Yeah the Tampa Bay Lightning are amazing!

by That one Lightning fan October 10, 2022

lightning bolts of lightning

Part of a phrase that Fayt Leingod from Star Ocean: Till the End of Time sometimes says when he uses the attack "Lightning Blade" which infuses his sword with the power of lightning temporarily.

Fayt: "Lightning bolts of lightning, grant me the power to strike down evil!!!"

by Khrene Cleaver December 13, 2008

White Lightning

Another name for Moonshine.

Better not be a drivin' if you're a drinkin' White Lightning.

by C. Grimes April 17, 2006

lightning rod

During long road trips, you may come across (or rather, they'll come across you) a lightning rod. It is basically a car which has one goal on the highway... to keep in the triple digits MPH. You'll discover them most likely riding your tail if your in the left lane.

The purpose of a lightning rod is to let them go. Chances are, you aren't obeying the speed limit either and, on a long road trip, you'll want to be pushing around 80. Police fundraisers on the side of the highway will catch this guy first. Lightning rods will eventually leave the highway or disappear into the horizon, and ghost cars might creep up on you.

I followed the lightning rod while maintaining a steady 80 MPH until it eventually disappeared.

by The Sub February 25, 2005