Laser

A term when a man throws In a huge lip of tobacco and becomes blitzed

Hey bro you want to throw in a laser and play ncaa 14 until we pass out?

by bigbadpenis June 7, 2020

laser trex

knows you are aware of his existence is currently en-route to your house.

the laser trex is coming, you can't run, it's faster

by ohgodohheck June 8, 2020

laser trex

knows you are aware of its existance and is en-route to your house.

laser trex is coming, you can't run, it's faster

by ohgodohheck June 8, 2020

Laser My Ass

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.

“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”

by Triple OG MudBone July 14, 2020

Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 23, 2022

LASER

/ˈleɪzər/

noun.
(plural = lasers)

1. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Essentially, a powerful type of light, used to point to things in presentations, for playing with cats, and even in some medical procedures.

verb.
(3rd person present = lasers, past = lasered, present participle/gerund = lasering)

1. to take something out with a laser, especially a tattoo

adjective.

1. relating to lasers, especially medical procedures

"Max had his cat run around the house to chase a laser pointer."

by ItsSkyWasTaken September 25, 2022

German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022