Lame-statusism is defined as a disease. As a disease, lame-statusism has a clear beginning, middle, end, and prognosis. It can also be cured under proper treatment. If you or someone you know suffers from Lame Statusism, don't despair. Treatment and help is available.
Classic Symptoms
There is a huge list of common symptoms associated with lame statuses. Even if you don't Facebook, chances are that you have heard some of them. Listed below are some of the important symptoms of lame-statusism. The important signs of lame-statusism are: Facebooking alone, making or finding excuses to update your status, daily or frequent Facebooking needed to function, inability to reduce or stop updating your status, violent episodes associated with Facebooking, Facebooking secretly, becoming angry when confronted about your lame status updates, poor eating habits or lack of appetite, failure to care for physical appearance, trembling in the morning or body tremors, high levels of physical anxiety, vomiting, headaches, concentration difficulties, memory problems, and sleeping for long periods of time.
Classic Symptoms
There is a huge list of common symptoms associated with lame statuses. Even if you don't Facebook, chances are that you have heard some of them. Listed below are some of the important symptoms of lame-statusism. The important signs of lame-statusism are: Facebooking alone, making or finding excuses to update your status, daily or frequent Facebooking needed to function, inability to reduce or stop updating your status, violent episodes associated with Facebooking, Facebooking secretly, becoming angry when confronted about your lame status updates, poor eating habits or lack of appetite, failure to care for physical appearance, trembling in the morning or body tremors, high levels of physical anxiety, vomiting, headaches, concentration difficulties, memory problems, and sleeping for long periods of time.
It was clear he had a bad case of Lame-Statusism when he made the update: "My Back Itches"
Short Term
Short term physical effects of lame status updates are common to most people, even if you do not Facebook. Lame-statusolics deal with these physical symptoms with each bout of Facebooking. These symptoms are lowered inhibitions, poor coordination, blackouts and loss of memory, nausea sickness, hangovers and headaches, stupor, and coma.
Long-term Effects
Facebooking also has long term bodily effects as well including damage to the liver, heart, brain and other vital organs. Effects of lame statuses can be so pronounced on the brain that they can induce dementia or psychosis. For these reasons alone it is important to Facebook in moderation.
Getting Help
If you or someone you know if suffering with lame-statusism, please seek treatment. Facebook has never and will never make any problems you are facing better or miraculously go away. Please seek treatment for the sake of your sanity, body, spirit and loved ones.
Short Term
Short term physical effects of lame status updates are common to most people, even if you do not Facebook. Lame-statusolics deal with these physical symptoms with each bout of Facebooking. These symptoms are lowered inhibitions, poor coordination, blackouts and loss of memory, nausea sickness, hangovers and headaches, stupor, and coma.
Long-term Effects
Facebooking also has long term bodily effects as well including damage to the liver, heart, brain and other vital organs. Effects of lame statuses can be so pronounced on the brain that they can induce dementia or psychosis. For these reasons alone it is important to Facebook in moderation.
Getting Help
If you or someone you know if suffering with lame-statusism, please seek treatment. Facebook has never and will never make any problems you are facing better or miraculously go away. Please seek treatment for the sake of your sanity, body, spirit and loved ones.
by Stoptheinsanity June 17, 2011
Get the Lame-Statusismmug. Something that is very lame and dysfunctional. So lame that if it were a three legged horse, you'd have to shoot it.
by Kanderson March 23, 2009
Get the Lame Horsemug. (n) The lamest thing that can happen.
Refers to the ancient carribean salad that is the worst salad ever.
Refers to the ancient carribean salad that is the worst salad ever.
by Jared Dck December 18, 2005
Get the Lame Saladmug. by Z MAY June 14, 2009
Get the Lame-omug. "I can't believe that (person) wet his pants again. What a lame-o."
"My computer crashed on me last night. Talk about lame-o."
"My computer crashed on me last night. Talk about lame-o."
by ecofreako13 July 15, 2010
Get the lame-omug. "Does anyone have any lame pills? I need to take some, my life is out of control!"
"Julie took her fucking lame pills. She isn't coming out with us tonight."
"I've been taking my lame pills for 3 weeks now, considering I've done nothing but sleep."
"I'm not doing anything this weekend because I purchased the family sized bottle of lame pills."
"Julie took her fucking lame pills. She isn't coming out with us tonight."
"I've been taking my lame pills for 3 weeks now, considering I've done nothing but sleep."
"I'm not doing anything this weekend because I purchased the family sized bottle of lame pills."
by Grandma Pussy May 7, 2010
Get the lame pillsmug. by ajbomb January 8, 2014
Get the notre lamemug.