kissing the roach

The action of trying to smoke the last smokeable bit of a blunt.

"Don't burn your fingers when you're kissing the roach!"

"Hey man, it's practically a roach now but do you wanna try and kiss it?"

by poudreaux April 30, 2015

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Kissing the cheese

Oral sex performed on a woman with a yeast infection.

Dude, I was going down on this chick before I realized I was kissing the cheese!

by Crazy Breezy June 25, 2015

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The act of boasting about one's attributes or accomplishments, usually before a sizable audience. Self aggrandization of the highest order. Usually carried out in the absence of underlings who would normally carry out such a task for the self ass-kisser.

"Professor Smith spent half the lecture talking about his double doctorate and the 39 papers he wrote."

"Yeah, he was really kissing his own ass eh?"

by Spastik August 1, 2016

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Kissing the scorpion

A relationship dysfunctions where a person seeks the attention of, a relationship with, or to be close to a known dangerous person or thing. Kissing the scorpion turns out badly because kissing a scorpion will get you stung as that's what scorpions do.

Why is Jill trying to go out with Jack. He is a gang banger. She is juzt kissing the scorpion.

by Dr. DysDef July 31, 2017

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kissociate

Not quite friends, with benefits. A non-exclusive sexual partner of mild familiarity, but with whom an ongoing physical relationship has pre-empted and superceded any other meaningful friendship.

"My kissociate Melvin and I were just boning in the copy room."

"Is that Melvin Flumly from accounting, or Melvin Pilkington, from sales?"

<shrugs> "couldn't tell ya..."

by iteration2 May 15, 2017

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