A karate mom is kind of like a soccer mom, only with a higher IQ and well disciplined children. While her kids COULD kick soccer mom's kids' butts, they choose not to.
Hey - your friend is such a great mom, she's so smart and her kids are so well behaved!
Yeah, she's a karate mom!
Yeah, she's a karate mom!
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Get the Karanvir mug.A martial arts style developed by famous Only Fans model Craig Crelinsten. MGK is mainly known for its contribution to creating the renowned "oil check" technique.
Virgin 1: "I keep getting oil checked by those Mexican Ground Karate guys at the open mat"
Virgin 2: "Yeah me too. We should really check out "B-Team Jiu Jitsu" in Austin. Maybe that way we'll stop being such soyboys"
Virgin 2: "Yeah me too. We should really check out "B-Team Jiu Jitsu" in Austin. Maybe that way we'll stop being such soyboys"
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Get the karaboğa mug.When some random person who has clearly never been in a mosh pit decides to start flailing his arms around like a retard and smacks people in the face
everyone else: (pushes each other aggressively and yelling)
Annoying Karate Kid: (Screams REEEEEE!! While flailing his arms)
Singer:(Stops concert) "Hey!, Theres no Karate In The Pit
Annoying Karate Kid: (Screams REEEEEE!! While flailing his arms)
Singer:(Stops concert) "Hey!, Theres no Karate In The Pit
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