Macho-Jude

1. n. An individual of the homo sapiens species who has ass-kicking power. The greatest of them all is Chuck Norris.

Antonyms: Buttcrack

1. "Man, that guy is so Macho-Jude he kicks my ass by looking at me."
2. "Ewww, that guys isn't even close to Macho-Judism. He's more of a buttcrack"

by nole of terror May 31, 2011

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020

Judged by 12

To be found guilty or not guilty in a court of law by a jury, which has 12 people.

I rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 17, 2006

Judgment Day

The day you get back the results of your STD test.

Dude, it's Judgment Day. I really hope it's not herpes this time.

by umnothankyou September 23, 2009

lapse of judgment

When one has made an error that they would not have ordinarily made, they have had a lapse in judgment.

"I got very intoxicated and ate an entire cake. I had a momentary lapse of judgment."

by Peaches86 October 4, 2018

judgemental shoelace

smol snek that looks like a shoelace

he silently judges u

beware of the judgemental shoelace chirren

if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run

' oh look its a judgemental shoelace'

by judgemental shoelace November 18, 2018

fat kid jude

he is like a marshmallow, he has a marshmallow shaped head and hes fat like one too

that guy is such a fat kid jude

by Whore-man September 11, 2016