Cut of Your Jive

An expression of ones feelings of sexual desire toward another person of the opposite sex.

Wayne: Wow Erin, I was just looking at your myspace pics and i have to say "i like the cut of your jive"

Erin: fuck off wayne you nerd ass cock monger...

by Jinnims Moilans June 13, 2007

Fifteen Minutes of Jive

In the future, owing to texting, tweeting and websites such as the Urban Dictionary, everyone and his brother will begin to coin phrases (such as "preemptive karma") and the person of the moment who finds himself atop Fortuna's Wheel of Elocution will be, for an instant, the cat's meow. Fifteen Minutes of Jive refers to such a scribbler's brief moment in the spotlight. As it has always done, language will then move on and the word of the moment will be replaced by yet another - only at a noticeably accelerated pace. This will of course lead to Jive Lag and Jivemire as well as Jivemires and a situation in which what was hip at, say, 9:15, will now be considered boorish by 9:35.

In the twenty-first century, the world did not seek out the cleverness of Oscar Wilde in the embodiment of a single individual, but instead sought to steep itself in a continuous omnipresent wit in which billions of individuals could, if only briefly, communally participate in being the life of the party and experience their clever moment in the sun: their fifteen minutes of jive .

by maximo hudson May 12, 2009

jive stick

A marihuana cigarette/cigar.

Often filled with marihuana and pot, sometimes even at the same time.

Dude I just smoked a jive stick so obviously dont fuck with me, Im on weed...oh and I smile cuz Im high

by Jason October 7, 2005

Hand Jive

This is what Steve's grandmother did when she was tired, and did not want to have sex with her husband. You can almost sleep while doing this. It takes very little energy from the giver. And the receiver leaves you alone for a little while. Also known as, hand job, or jerking off.

hand jive

by Doyouevenknowwhoiam December 16, 2009

jive

stuff

I'm gonna go put my jive over there.

What is this jive?

by aasqhulienyo March 26, 2009

Jive Turkey

Literally means a pig language in early Africa. Only known by a few tribes that still speak in clicks today and are very uncivilized.

Wow, i thought jive turkey died out a long time ago.

by Marinesnipa October 4, 2006

Jive Turkey

Old school 70's term to say a "cool cat." Usually originates from the African American lingo or people but does not matter. Cool way to say hello also. Also adds in a good "pointless word" for comedy/humor between friends.

Mario: Hey Turkeys
James: Sup man?
-Or-
Matt: Yo roo, whats up?
Ruben: Whats up?
Matt: Nothing, man. Lets go swimming.
Ruben: *nods head* Jiive turkey! *jumps in*

Comment submitted with request to Delete - "A jive turkey is a derrogoratory term, it does not mean a "cool Cat"

by Roo-ben(Panda) July 2, 2003