scuffed steve jobs

Scuffed Steve Jobs is slang for someone who consumes unhealthy amounts of soy, and likes to kiss other men even more than the typical gay guy.

Guy 1: *kisses person next to him*

Guy 2: Man, you are such a Scuffed Steve Jobs!

by FireSSJ February 16, 2019

Steve Jobs

To stare intently at someone with your hands folded in front of your body until they do what you want.

Sister: Can you pour me cereal?
Brother: (no response)
Sister: (starts to intellectually stare and folds her hands across her body)
Brother: What are you doing?
Sister: Steve Jobsing you.

by NJ Education Student October 25, 2011

jobson

jobson, to successfully pull a girl on the dancefloor in a bar/club without speaking to her and only getting in by cupping her fanny

"I went out last night, pulled some girl and took her back to the towers, i knew it'll be alreet"

'did you do a jobson?'

"yea, said nothing to her, cupped her fanny and i was in"

by lowfellsfinest January 30, 2010

jofism

this is a sexual position like the missionary position but the individual on top must have no arms and joined legs like one big fin.

last night me and gelly tried out something really exciting, its a position called jofism. he flapped about like a fish out of water.

by james gell February 16, 2007

Jobin

Somebody (or someone) who goes to school to get a job, typically from Indiana.

Speaker 1: "I can't wait to finish my engineering degree at Purdue."

Speaker 2: "You're such a jobin."

by FairMike September 7, 2019

Steve Jobs

The creator of apple and someone who changed the world immensely

Steve jobs changed the world

by Bob Michael June 12, 2017

Dirty Jobs

A show on the Discovery Channel, hosted by Mike Rowe, that shows the ins and outs of dirty and tedious jobs that make civilized life possible for the rest of us. Each week Rowe does the job on location with a team of experts, and often utilizes sarcasm and humor to cover his frustration and disgust. And you can tell when Rowe hates what he's doing. One of the most disgusting jobs he did was being a sewer cleaner, making molds from sharks and artificially enseminating horses.

Dirty Jobs is disgusting, but very entertaining, and shows me the jobs to actually avoid in this life.

by [e-mail] November 14, 2009