[Lyle Jensen]

a character played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the movie "Manic".Lyle is a teen whose sent to a physicart hospital.He beat a classmate nearly to death with a baseball bat.He befriends other teens in the hospital.

Lyle Jensen:"I promise i would never hurt you."

by torz504 October 6, 2008

jenius

A term used for someone who did something so stupid, that it's comparable to the stupidity of not knowing how to spell "genius". Mostly only usable in internet speak, since jenius and genius sound the same.

"Perhaps staying up till four a.m. wasn't the best decisions."

"U r a jenius".

by Kyle Blah December 28, 2008

Jebus

Just a damn cool thing to say.

But I don't even believe in Jebus

by Pedro Gon February 23, 2008

Pulling a jens

waiting 2 hours after your mate fucks a chick just to suck out his cum

You're pulling a jens mate, I just fucked this chick 2 hours before...

by pullinajens September 5, 2016

Janus

The god of janitors.
The god of SAT moratoriums.

Janus helped me get a 2400 on the SATs

by urjanus June 27, 2009

THE JENSEN

a bible super hero. who loves mr pibb

by andy tran March 23, 2003

Janus Pussy

N. After the Roman God Janus and the term Pussy (used to mean wussy or snowflake); Someone who is two faced and can't take it when they are rebuked.

*sarcasm* Oh g-d; our esteemed POTUS is tweeting, again! He's such a Janus Pussy!!

by LadyBookworm80 August 7, 2017